February 2012
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
pr1ncesspeach:
If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case, problem solved.
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me: i'm so over him
him: hi
me: kidding
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“Jade?” “Alexander?”
“Do you remember that day you fell out of my window?”
“I sure do, you came jumping out after me.” “Well, you fell on the concrete and nearly broke your ass and you were bleeding all over the place and I rushed you off to the hospital. Do you remember that?” “Yes, I do.” “Well, there’s something...
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careers advisor: what do you want to do when you're older?
me: middle aged british actors
careers advisor: what
me: what
